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Sunday, 3 May 2015

The After Movie Diner Video Review 1 - Avengers 2: Age of Ultron

These were my initial thoughts on seeing the film. I hope to cover it in more depth on a podcast soon.
I am looking to do more video reviews so please suggestions suggestions. That would be great!

Monday, 26 January 2015

Blu-Ray Review - Thief (1981) - Arrow Films


Reviewed by Paul Crowson

A year or so ago in the good ol' U.S of A, the Criterion Collection released Michael Mann's Thief as part of their collection. Like so many Brits I cried for days, cursing the region locking of a classic and wondering whether I would ever see the 1981 masterpiece in its HD glory. Maybe I should invest in a region free blu ray player I thought.
Well thank Nora Batty I didn’t!
Arrow Films have come through for us tea drinking Brits yet again and not only have they released Thief on Blu, but they’ve done it BETTER than the Criterion version. Whose crying now!!!!

PLOT
James Caan plays Frank. He's the best in the business at cracking safes for big scores. Frank wants to settle down. He pursues Jessie played by Tuesday Weld, so he can finally be married and be the perfect family man, he just needs a big score to retire on. Being self employed on his jobs, he reluctantly agrees to one last job for the big boys. It's for a huge payday, but once you’re in, is it easy to get out?

MOVIE
Michael Mann is a great director and this is one of his best, if not the best movie he’s made. Adding to that is James Caan giving, in my opinion, his greatest ever performance.
It was released in 1981, and the movie has a distinct eighties look and a great score from Tangerine Dream, but at its heart it’s like one of the greats the seventies forgot to make. It has a neon tinge mixed with seventies grit and the closest we get to a good guy is James Caan, and even he’s an anti-hero. The badass who we all want to be.
It is THE eighties noir movie. Everything about this movie is fantastic, the mood, the suspense and although it's not really an action movie, when the action comes, it’s brutal and fast.
It doesn’t seem to get mentioned as much as other crime thrillers, but this Michael Mann gem has, no doubt, influenced a lot of the movies today like Nicolas Winding Refn’s Drive, for instance. Mann never makes Thief, we don’t get Drive and certainly not a Drive with a cool eighties inspired score and LA looking amazing.

BLU RAY REVIEW
This is a great package, it's definitely the edition it needs and deserves. It looks fantastic. The limited slipcase edition has a restoration print of the directors cut remastered in 4K and on the other disc is the HD theatrical cut. Sound is also of the highest standard. The excellent Tangerine Dream score pumps through and dialogue is very clear.
Based on the presentation of the movie alone, it's time to resign your old dvd copy of Thief to the attic, you’ll never have seen it so good.
There are also extras galore! A great doc on director Michael Mann, that covers his career from The Jericho Mile, his debut feature made for TV, all the way to 2001. It was an original documentary for the 'The Directors' series. The Michael Mann and James Caan commentary is a huge bonus! For a movie that relies on detail, Mann talks about everything down to the very last small bit of it.
A new interview with James Caan and an retro documentary, filmed after Thief, about James Caan is included. It's a nostalgic watch and was made for French television.
Trailers and another featurette are included on this extensive and ultimate edition.
JUST BUY IT NOW!!!

TECHNICAL SPECS
Region: B
Rating: 18
Cat No: FCD1027
Duration: 125 and 122 mins
Language: English
Subtitles: English SDH
Aspect Ratio: 1.85:1
Audio: 5.1 / 2.0
Colour

SPECIAL FEATURES
- Limited Slipcase Edition [3000 units] featuring two versions of the film
- High Definition Blu-ray (1080p) presentation of the director’s cut from a new 4K film transfer, approved by director Michael Mann, with uncompressed 5.1 DTS-HD Master Audio
- High Definition Blu-ray (1080p) presentation of the original theatrical cut [Limited Edition Exclusive] with original uncompressed 2.0 Stereo PCM audio
- Optional English subtitles for the deaf and hard of hearing
- Optional isolated music and effects track on the theatrical cut
- Audio commentary by writer-director Michael Mann and actor James Caan
- The Directors: Michael Mann – a 2001 documentary on the filmmaker, containing interviews with Mann, James Belushi, William Petersen, Jon Voight and others
- Stolen Dreams – a new interview with Caan, filmed exclusively for this release
- Hollywood USA: James Caan – an episode of the French TV series Ciné regards devoted to the actor, filmed shortly after Thief had finished production
- The Art of the Heist – an examination of Thief with writer and critic F.X. Feeney, author of the Taschen volume on Michael Mann
- Theatrical trailer
- Reversible sleeve featuring original and newly commissioned artwork by maarko phntm
- Illustrated collector’s booklet featuring new writing on the film by Brad Stevens

Written by Paul Crowson

Friday, 2 January 2015

2014: The Diner's Verdict

I have to say that overall I found 2014 to be pretty uneven for films.

I know Edgar Wright (and others) have said that "people who don't think there are any good films aren't watching enough films" and I am inclined to agree, for example I list 13 films from 2014 I have yet to see, and really want to, later in this article, but based on the following statements, I am still going to go with 2014 was an uneven year for films.

People fell over themselves to praise comic films like Guardians of the GalaxyX-Men: Days of Future Past or Captain America: The Winter Soldier and while I enjoyed each of them, none of them really set my world on fire either.
Critical or internet darlings like Under The Skin, Boyhood, Gone Girl, Blue Ruin and The Double, not to spoil it for you, but actually all make my worst of 2014 list.
Out of the top earners of 2014, Transformers:Age of Extinction (I wish these fucking films were extinct!), Maleficent, The Hunger Games: Mockingly - Part 1 (So much wrong with that title and concept, where do I begin), Interstellar and The Hobbit: When will this damn thing end held absolutely no interest for me.
Even sure fire certainties for me like The Monuments MenWes Anderson's Grand Budapest Hotel and The Expendables 3 were all let downs in their own way.

The rest of the year was then littered with crap like I,Frankenstein, The Robocop remake, The Other Woman, Walk of Shame, Blended, A Million Ways To Die In The West, Tammy, Sex Tape, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles remake, Let's Be Cops... wait wait wait... was there a GOOD comedy released in 2014?? hmmmm

Anyway, out of that pile I picked 12 I loved, 9 I really hated and compiled a couple of other lists for your reading pleasure. ENJOY!

Best films of 2014
12. Begin Again - Ok so apart from being a bit of a closet romantic and sensitive as all hell, I am also a sucker for good films about New York and live music. There's plenty to be cautious about with this one, Adam Levine for example needs to be cock punched repeatedly but this film casts him as a preening, pretentious, egotistical bastard who cheats on Keira Knightly like an absolute twat and then becomes a tight jeans wearing hipster prick over night, so that takes care of him. James Corden is another one but he hasn't got a huge part, I haven't lived in England while he got annoying for everyone else and apart from the first season of Gavin and Stacey I haven't seen anything else he's in, so I am ok there. As for the unabashed, infectious, ruffled, cute tweeness of it all well, the music, the direction and the other performances are just so good it doesn't matter. It also helps if you just love New York with your entire gut. I have walked round this city, music in my headphones, lost in the passionate embrace of tunes and the night, so I get this film on a gut level. Maybe not one for everyone but I left the cinema and danced 25 blocks!

11. Tusk - ok so maybe it's the weakest film on the list but it's on here for a very definite reason. As a fan of Kevin Smith's early work, as a fan of batshit crazy B-movies and as someone who, of late, has come to despair of the work of other early 90s indie hopefuls like Tarantino, Linklater, Soderbergh and Fincher as their budgets rose or their ego's expanded, I have to applaud the later era small, weird films of Kevin Smith.
A lot of the hatred levelled at Smith is that if you start to listen to all his podcasts, follow his twitter feed or get close to the 'cult of Smith' then he can become overextended, insufferable and repetitive. Not least of all about his fairly recent discoveries of hockey and weed.
To dismiss Red State, Tusk and his future bizarre sounding batch of flicks including Yoga Hosers and Moose Jaws though is to miss out on some fascinating movies from a film-maker having fun, taking chances, making films far from the Hollywood norm and someone who has found a way to tell the stories he wants to make, the way he wants to make them.
Tarantino and Rodriguez make obvious rip offs and homages to the grindhouse or b-movies of the 70s with varying degrees of success (I prefer Rodriguez's joyously mental take to Tarantino's film snobbery and self worship) whereas Kevin Smith is making the odd ball b-movies of the future. If you'd seen Red State or Tusk in a Drive-In of the 70s, you'd all be still raving about them today.
Still don't buy my argument? Here's one you can't dispute - Michael Parks. Michael Parks gives two performances in Red State and Tusk which are undeniable, transfixing gold. Also Johnny Depp shows up in Tusk with a character NOT inspired by Keith Richards or Hunter S Thompson (quick call the fucking tabloids!!) and while I accept it's a love it or hate it kind of performance, the fact that it's in this film at all or the fact Depp and Smith ran with it, should be applauded.

10. A Walk Among The Tombstones - I have a thing for later Liam Neeson movies. Hence why he makes my list twice this year. Tombstones was sold, ineptly and wrongly, as yet another in a long line of Neeson Taken clones. In fact if Neeson's recent work shows anything it's the unimaginative and pigeon-holing work of idiotic Hollywood marketing companies rather than Neeson only playing one note. Liam Neeson has actually been doing a few different things in a variety of roles with different outcomes but, sadly, like fellow action Brit, Jason Statham people are only intent to see him as only playing his Taken persona in a series of run-of-the-mill thrillers or action pics. Well just like if you watched Crank 2 and Hummingbird/Redemption you'd easily see that Statham isn't just doing Statham, the same can be said for Neeson in Taken and Walk Among The Tombstones. Tombstones is a pleasingly low key, old school style gumshoe story with some wonderful late 90s motifs and overtones in it. It's a good script, directed and delivered well, that is more Seven than Die Hard.
Hear us discuss it further on the After Movie Diner Podcast here: http://amdpodcast.blogspot.com/2014/12/episode-143-walk-among-neeson-tombstones.html

09. Edge of Tomorrow - Action Cruise is good Cruise. This is my decree. Sci-Fi Cruise only occasionally works but blend that Sci-Fi with plenty of action, humour, a great supporting cast, an awesomely underrated director and set that shit in the country of my birth? Well dammit if you don't have a winner! While some missed the point entirely and complained about the computer game/Groundhog Day nature of the plot, the thing that really shone through all the CGI whizzbangery and contrived, repetitive set-up was a set of excellently human, funny, scared, capable characters ably portrayed by actors giving tremendous performances, helped by a tight, perfect script.
Hear us discuss it further on the After Movie Diner Podcast here: http://amdpodcast.blogspot.com/2014/06/episode-127-edge-of-tomorrow.html

08. The Bag Man - One of the things I loved doing in 2014, with my friend James Wallace, was trudging down to the cinema in New York to see odd little movies, usually starring John Cusack or someone of his, now, sadly straight-to-video ilk, that would screen for one week and then head to VOD or DVD. The Bag Man was one such film and the reason it's on this list is it was such a radiant, wonderful, pleasant and exciting surprise. Everyone else, of course, either missed this gem or was professionally, pretentiously snarky and down their nose at it. More fool them. It was a great throw back to those mid-90s, post Tarantino, ensemble cast thrillers like Things To Do in Denver When You're Dead with a witty, play-like script, one or two settings and a cast having a genuinely awesome time with the material. De Niro and Cusack are wonderful in it, better than either of them has been in an age and Crispin Glover provides some creeps and some laughs in a supporting role. While not everyone will get a kick out of this smart, knowing, quirky, small film, James and I enjoyed it immensely.
Hear us discuss it further on the After Movie Diner Podcast here: http://amdpodcast.blogspot.com/2014/03/episode-117-bag-man.html

07. The Equalizer - As a fan of the original TV Series I was not sure going into this big, dark, Hollywood re-imagining (I hate that word) starring Denzel Washington, that I was going to like any of it. To be honest I wrestled between this and John Wick (which gets an honourable mention below). The Equalizer won out because I find Washington a much more charming screen presence and because I had way more unexpected fun with this flick than I did John Wick. Both films were a surprise, both films were ones, for some reason, you don't expect to get made any more, outside the straight to streaming/DVD market and both films deserve to be seen and enjoyed by every action fan on the planet. The Equalizer, however, either got me on a good day, or hit the right spot because I loved the hell out of it. I think it's because there is something to the plot, something to the way it was filmed, something to the leisurely pacing and something to the performances that lured me in and enveloped me like a big cosy, Sunday afternoon, action blanket. It feels far more Leon: The Professional than, say, Taken, The Raid or, for that matter, John Wick and while I am all for crash bangery, kick assery and explosions, the day I saw this I was all about watching Denzel slowly and surely come to terms with his mission and then execute it in a fun, cool, awesome way.

06. The Battered Bastards of Baseball - I thought the half way spot was a perfect place for the only documentary on my list. Every year I think 'I must watch more documentaries', after all Netflix is riddled with free ones but, to be honest, while I am sure things like Jodorowsky's Dune etc. are absolutely excellent, sometimes I just don't feel intellectual enough or something. My terrible secret is that while I want to watch intelligent films and arty films and feel all important and deep (I have an ego just like anyone else), I pretty much take good entertainment over most things.
I came to baseball late. When I moved to New York I had no interest in sports whatsoever. After a couple of games in Yankee Stadium, however, I was hooked. I know the Yankees come under a lot of criticism and I know people think I should, for some odd reason, support "underdog" team The Mets but to do that, just because they are the "underdogs" would seem phoney and pretentious. I came to the Yankees honestly, organically and without the burden of having grown up with the rivalries or public personas that can make or break teams. However the one criticism I have of them, as a scruffy, bearded, hobo like person is they are not raggedy enough and don't seem to have enough fun. Having watched The Battered Bastards of Baseball I am pretty much sure that, had I been alive and American, the Portland Mavericks would've been MY team. Owned by actor and Kurt Russell's father, Bing Russell, the Portland Mavericks were an independent minor league baseball team at a time when everyone else was part of the MLB. Talk about underdogs, they were the kings of the underdogs and the film shows the fun, the fortune and the eventual fall of the team with all the wide eyed wonder and passion you could want. For baseball and non-baseball fans alike.

05. Non-Stop - Liam 'The Throat Puncher' Neeson is back and this time he is taking names and throat punching people at 30,000 feet! This is the pure escapist, I have no justification for it other than I have had immense fun with this film more than once in 2014, addition to the list. Forgive the action fanboy in me if you must, if you expect all top 10 lists to be filled with intelligent insights and rhapsodic waxing about camera angles and intricate performances then, you may have realised by now, you are completely in the wrong place. I loved this movie, I still love this movie and, to me, in action Neeson stakes, it's second only to Taken so far in terms of sheer badassery and enjoyment.

04. The Raid 2 - The Raid 2 achieved everything a successful sequel should achieve. It expanded the world and the storyline of the first movie and it gave fans of the first plenty of the same while giving film fans more of a story, more about the characters and just about more of everything. People who complained The Raid didn't have enough story and characters then here was more dialogue, more story, more settings, more characters, more depth and more creativity but people hungry for more lunatic action antics, insane camera work and death defying stunts, well those were there too. It was noticeably bigger but difficult to say if it was any better or, if indeed, it needed to be better. I think Gareth Evans side-stepped that issue a little by making it noticeably different, rather than simply trying to better himself. The first one had an originality, vibrancy and simplistic set up that everyone could enjoy whereas The Raid 2 felt more for the hardcore action fan, movie fan, art fan etc. amongst us. It also had a wonderful emotional core and weariness to Iko Uwais's acting performance that showed us he could go way beyond just simply kicking ass.
It was a tremendous movie and another one, like Non-Stop, which I have already revisited in 2014.

03. Ninja 2: Shadow Of A Tear - The Raid 2 was the best action sequel of the year, right? Think again! The Raid 2 certainly qualifies as the 'thinking person's' action sequel of the year. The Raid 2 allows everyone from knuckleheads to academics alike to stroke their collective beards and proclaim it a good movie. Ninja 2: Shadow Of A Tear on the other hand sadly, more often than not, elicits the response "wait there was a Ninja 1?" or "who's this Scott Atkins fella" or "is this some dumb movie like those 80s Ninja films that I like to derisively laugh at because I am an obnoxious twat?"
Scott Adkins, for those not in the know, is a British martial artist and actor who has been, much like director Isaac Florentine, paying his dues in straight to video fare for way longer than is reasonable. For the past 9 years the pair have produced some of the best action cinema you've probably never seen. If you have and I am preaching to the converted then pat yourself heartily on the back and I'll assume you've seen Ninja 2 or are going to. The rest of you, go watch this movie now! While Ninja 1, much like Gareth Evans and Iko Uwais with Merantu Warrior, was a director and an actor figuring out a new way to go and stumbles, only slightly, in its balance between old school simple storytelling and kinetic, acrobatic action. Ninja 2: Shadow of a Tear is like The Raid (or Tony Jaa's Protector before it), an off the hook tear through action set piece after action set piece in all it's breath-taking, high kicking, balletic splendour with director and actor/performer working together at the top of their game. It's surprising, it's incredible and it's well worth the ride. Plus, in a nice little nod to the aforementioned 80s ninja movies, Kane Kosugi shows up and proves himself an incredibly worthy successor to his father's ninja crown.
All things being equal, Scott Adkins should be a huge action star. Trouble is all things aren't equal. For example, despite his best efforts and a ridiculous amount of aggressive hatred from most right thinking people, Justin Bieber still has a career. Think on that a moment, shout violent and hideous things to make you feel better and then do ALL YOU CAN as a consumer to give Adkins his due.

02. Selma - Ok so time to get all serious. I have sung the praises of this movie elsewhere, you can read my full review HERE but basically this is a, sadly, still very relevant and incredibly important movie. The performances are stunning, the script is brilliant and the direction assured.
It would be so easy for this movie to be manipulative, overly simplified, tug on the heart strings, tug on the guilt etc. etc. and just rest on its weighty, pertinent theme but no, this is a complex, layered, fascinating film that demands your attention, your intelligence, you heart and your soul.
It's a MUST see. No if, ands or buts about it.

01. Birdman - Birdman may very well be about absolutely nothing and be blindsiding me with its gimmicks, its knock out performances, its breakneck speed, the welcome return of Michael Keaton, the romance of the theatre, the New York setting, the stunning cinematography and so on and so on, as I said earlier, I may not be too intellectual or watch stuff in that way, but it doesn't matter. It's phenomenal. Everyone's performance but, weirdly, Naomi Watts, is so on point in this film as to be utterly jaw dropping. Michael Keaton, Ed Norton, Emma Stone, Zach Galifianakis, Amy Ryan and Andrea Riseborough could all win Oscars and Golden Globes by the bucket load and you wouldn't be able to argue with anyone. The pace that is maintained, the seemingly unbroken, unedited, continual floating, tracking, steadicam camera shot, the soundtrack, the sound editing, the note perfect script, the hilarious comedy, the soul crushing drama and the setting are all completely spellbinding and exhilarating. You've heard horror movies described as a haunted house roller-coaster or action movies as an explosive ride, well here it's the acting and the dialogue that is the speeding train, the huge spectacle, the driving force, the explosion, the 40 foot monster and the spaceship landing. On top of that the visuals are a feast for the senses too. I came out of the cinema and needed to see it again immediately. I have kicked myself every day since that I haven't seen it again yet.
As for its meanings, its layers and its message I personally think you can take from it whatever you want. It plays damn well as just sheer entertainment too. Ultimately though and to be cliche and cheesy for a moment it can be summed up by that old passage from Shakespeare:
"Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing."

Honourable Mentions:
Lucy - bonkers Luc Besson directed, Scarlett Johansson starring sci-fi action film that surprised, enthralled and baffled in equal, pleasing measure.
John Wick - Keanu Reeves kicks everyone's ass repeatedly because some mindless, cruel idiot killed his dog and because that dog was his entire life. It's poetic as much as it's awesomely action packed.
Snowpiercer - While I didn't go nuts over this in quite the same way others would, this tragically little seen, inventively cast, action, sci-fi oddity was just so inventive and intriguing that it bares mentioning, a second watch and I urge everyone who hasn't seen it to see it immediately.

Worst of 2014 (based on US Release Dates): 
09. Blue Ruin - long, slow, hardly any dialogue and hardly any point. Not bad so much as just unrelentingly boring.

08. Under The Skin - Sure there were parts that were haunting and Scarlet Johansson, when given dialogue, was surprisingly good but it was all too achingly art house, pretentious, inexplicable, wilfully confusing, thoroughly boring in places and just when you had a handle on what it was about it became about nothing at all. I hate films like this. They are made just so people can talk about them and try and look clever. If I ever heard people discussing how deep and meaningful they thought it was I would either demand they tell me exactly how (and I bet they couldn't really) or I'd simply throw up on them.

07. Android Cop - The Asylum strike again and utterly, unforgivably waste Michael Jai White in this shoddily put together, action lacking, tedious slice of mock-buster crappery.

06. St.Vincent - I don't know who thought this film was a good idea. From Naomi Watts's hideous interpretation of the tired old cliche of nagging Russian hooker and Melissa McCarthy's thankless, badly written role to the trite, really wraps nothing up at all but emotionally satisfies about as long as a goose fart ending, this is an utter waste of the talents of all involved. Not even Bill Murray can save it and doesn't look like he even cares to try.

05. Gone Girl - AGHHHHH David Fincher you infuriating bastard!! You make the best film you are now, sadly, probably ever going to make in Zodiac and you follow it up with three undiluted turds. Social Network was as vapid and irritating as its tedious, ego fuelled, subject matter, The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo was awful, it was like a bad Poirot episode with tits (and not in a good way) and your latest, Gone Girl sinks even lower as it is an obvious, melodramatic, Lifetime channel, made for TV movie that might well have been called "Oh no! I married a psycho!" stretched out over 2 and a half agonising hours. That people discussed this, seriously, as a great movie this year and raved about it has me thinking everyone has gone fucking mental. This isn't even the level of cheesy 90s thrillers like Deceived or Malice but it thinks it's high art. Madness. Everyone involved should be ashamed.

04. Boyhood - Wake me up when it's over! Seriously people, I had a more interesting life than this kid and I am not suggesting anyone turn my life into a 3hr movie. NOTHING HAPPENS for almost 3hrs except a slightly alcoholic man throws a glass and has a bit of an argument in one scene AND THAT'S IT! The film felt like I was living the most tedious, unremarkable, average life for 12 straight years. Was it interesting to watch people age over the course of 3hrs? Honestly? Nope, not even a little bit. That this topped list after list of greatest films of 2014 is such a case of the emperor's new clothes as to be mind boggling for eternity. It was like watching someone else's home videos. Watching your own is bad enough but someone else's is enough to make you want to gnaw your own foot off.
Step back for one second and ask yourself this question - was this film interesting or relevant enough to be made normally with, say, 3 separate actors in ageing make up (or whatever) playing the role of the kid? Was the script good enough? was the direction good enough? The answer for me is a resounding no. So if it wasn't good enough to be made like that, why does the fact the kid ages 12 years make a slight bit of difference? This is, what seemed like, 12 years of my life I will never get back.

03. The Double - pretentious, boring, irritating, unfunny and it consciously, obviously rips off so much of Terry Gilliam's Brazil and Eraserhead without any of the wit, design, style or meaning. I don't know why I have put it higher than these other films that were equally god awful. I think it's because the film finished and I was just so angry I wanted to find everyone responsible and repeatedly kick them in their genitals. Then again it might just be that Jesse Eisenberg, especially being smug and awful (which is all he has been hired to play recently) is its own special slice of fury inducing hell.

02. Tony Jaa's The Protector 2 - Sadly everything is wrong with this movie. Absolutely everything. Not least of which is that it's the sequel to one of the greatest, jaw dropping and spellbinding martial arts films of all time. The over abundance of awful awful CGI, the unimaginative fight sequences, RZA as the laughable final villain, more cocking elephants, incoherent and irrelevant plotting, uninspired, tedious soundtrack, cheap looking and confusing direction and the list just goes on and on.

01. The Interview - All the other films on this list, for my sins, I made it through their running time. This one I turned off after about 40 minutes. Forget the hype, forget who hacked who, forget the fact these guys were once in Freaks and Geeks and realise that saying 'oh it's just a dumb comedy' doesn't forgive this unmitigated piece of turgid, humourless, infantile shit. Even a dumb comedy has to have laughs, I would've settled for one, involuntary snigger. Fuck I would've settled for a slightly approving stomach gurgle!! Please someone explain to me why someone being gay is a joke? The first 40mins of this movie is packed full of 'isn't it funny to be gay' jokes and that's not to even mention the racist, xenophobic and sexist humour that wasn't even funny in 1982 when such things were more permissible.
Now, before you go labelling me a politically correct, conservative and overly serious person I suggest you go listen to 5 minutes of my Dr.Action and the Kick Ass Kid podcast and then we can talk. I have no problem with bad taste humour just as long as it is funny. From minute one of this film I was wishing both Rogen and Franco would be mauled to death by Rottweilers and by minute five of the film I was wishing I could be. I couldn't find one redeemable moment in the first half of this shittily made, shittily written, shittily acted, flimsy excuse for a film. That this was the film everyone went to bat for and used as a beacon of freedom of speech makes me even more angry and incensed.
Just writing about my hatred for it is making me annoyed so I am just going to stop. Just like Rogen and Franco need to now. Forever.

Ones I still have to see from 2014
Frank
The Guest
Dear White People
Chef
22 Jump Street
The November Man
The Skeleton Twins
Top Five
Rosewater
Inherent Vice
Kill The Messenger
Obvious Child
Jodorowsky's Dune

Best first time watches in 2014 from other years:
Blaxploitation awesomeness:
Three The Hard Way
Slaughter
Shaft (yeah I know, I know... well now I have seen it - AND LOVE IT)

Cynthia Rothrockery:
Righting Wrongs/Above The Law
Guardian Angel
Sworn To Justice
Martial Law 2

The Guard - Hilarious and superbly acted Irish comedy.
American Mary - A nice little original horror drama from the very promising Soska Twins.

So? what did you think?? LEAVE YOUR COMMENTS BELOW!!

Saturday, 20 December 2014

Blu-Ray Review - Nekromantik (1988) - Arrow Films

Reviewed by Paul Crowson

Made in 1988, the German extreme horror movie Nekromantik, directed by Jorg Buttgereit, finally gets classified uncut in the UK, and Arrow Films have given it the very special deluxe treatment.

PLOT
Rob is a cleaner who, along with his work colleagues, cleans up after rather awful accidents. A perfect job for Rob as he and his wife/partner are also necrophiles. He collects body parts in jars and, one day, brings home a full corpse for both of them to, ahem, enjoy. After Rob then loses his job, his love life and world begin to collapse around him.

MOVIE
First off, if you are a horror fan and your definition of horror is seeing Jason, Freddy and Chucky running around chasing teens, I warn you now, Nekromantik is certainly NOT of that ilk.
It’s an EXTREME movie, I don’t even know if I can class it as horror. The special effects are great for a low budget movie and are horrific, but Nekromantik seems more like an art house movie, made purely to push boundaries, or, to be more precise, push censorship and people who work at the likes of the BBFC into meltdown. You can see them now with their heads in their hands saying, "cut this, cut this, cut this!" As the world has grown somewhat, so has the relaxation of the BBFC it would seem, hip hip hooray!
Well yes censorship is bad, but then again, in my opinion, so is seeing a rabbit really killed onscreen, for nothing other than a somewhat arty sequence. There is definitely something about Nekromantik, I get why its a cult favourite and I get why people are over the moon its been finally released. I just don’t get everything about it. I think that behind the pretension, there is a movie I could really get behind. A really quite horrific weird, twisted love story.
If you are an extreme fan, as in, the more a movie pushes boundaries, the more you love it, then this movie is for you, and this release will delight you. For general horror/movie fans, it's a curious watch, but, just be advised, your 89 year old Great Aunt won’t be happy if you make her watch it after the Christmas dinner. Hmmmmm or will she? I myself am still pondering on it.
Yeah there are some bits, the animal death being the main one, that I could do without, but the movie is still making me think after it's finished, and that, is always the key.

BLU RAY REVIEW
For this release, Arrow have really gone to town, and I mean gone to town! This is the blu version of champagne and limo style going to town. There is so much on the disc by way of special features, short films, documentaries, trailers, interviews and an audio commentary. If you are in anyway a fan of extreme German horror, or are a Jorg Buttgereit fan, you owe it to yourself to grab a copy of this limited edition set. Everything you need to know is featured. Audio is great, although speaking no German, I read the subtitles. The score was great and so it's a good thing that the soundtrack is also included in the set.
Being a low budget movie, made back in the 80s, the remastering of the blu is very impressive. Obviously don’t expect it to be like todays blockbusters, but Arrow have done a great job here and should get elbow ache from patting themselves on the back.

TECHNICAL SPECS
Release Date - Monday 15th December 2014
Certificate 18
Formats - Blu-ray and DVD
Language - German
Running Time - 71 minutes
Aspect Ratio - 1.33:1
Audio - Stereo
Colour
RRP Digipak £19.99
Blu-ray Cat Number FCD1020

SPECIAL FEATURES
3-DISC DIRECTOR-APPROVED LIMITED EDITION CONTENTS
· High Definition Blu-ray (1080p) and Standard Definition DVD presentation of three Buttgereit films: Nekromantik (1987), Hot Love (1985) [29 mins] and Horror Heaven (1984) [23 mins]
· Optional English subtitles for all three films
· Limited Edition packaging featuring new artwork by Gilles Vranckx
· Individually-numbered #/3,000 Certificate
· Set of 5 Exclusive Limited Edition Nekromantik “polaroid” postcards
· 27 track Nekromantik soundtrack CD
· Exclusive Limited Edition 100-page book.

DISC 1 [BLU-RAY] & DISC 2 [DVD] – NEKROMANTIK & JÖRG BUTTGEREIT SHORT FILMS
· Nekromantik audio commentary with Jörg Buttgereit and co writer Franz Rodenkirchen
· Hot Love audio commentary with Buttgereit
· Horror Heaven audio commentary with Buttgereit
· Director’s introduction to Nekromantik
· Alternative “Grindhouse Version” of Nekromantik, newly-transferred for this release from the only existing 35mm print [Blu-ray only]
· In Conversation with The Death King – A brand-new 2014 interview with Buttgereit conducted exclusively for this release
· Morbid Fascination: The Nekromantik Legacy – A brand-new 2014 documentary looking at the impact of the film on the horror scene both in the UK and abroad, featuring interviews with genre critic Alan Jones, Marc Morris, producer of Video Nasties: The Definitive Guide Parts 1 & 2, and Buttgereit biographer David Kerekes
· Q&A with Buttgereit recorded at Glasgow’s Centre for Contemporary Arts (2014)
· The Making of Nekromantik – A vintage documentary featuring a wealth of behind-the-scenes footage, newly-transferred in HD and viewable with two different audio tracks: an English commentary with Buttgereit, co-author Franz Rodenkirchen and David Kerekes, and a German-language audio track featuring radio interviews with Buttgereit, Rodenkirchen and producer Manfred Jelinski
· Nekromantik Featurette – A look back at the film’s production, featuring interviews with Buttgereit and Jelinski, produced for the film’s 10-year anniversary German VHS release
· Nekromantik Premiere – A short featurette comprised of footage from the film’s premiere in Berlin, January 1988
· “Das Letzte” – A short featurette comprising footage from the 1985 premiere of Hot Love
· Horror Heaven trailer featuring outtakes from the film
· Two Buttgereit-directed music videos: ‘I Can’t Let Go’ by Shock Therapy (1995) and ‘Lemmy, I’m a Feminist’ by Half Girl (2013)
· Complete collection of Buttgereit feature film trailers: Nekromantik, Der Todesking, Nekromantik 2 and Schramm
· Extensive image gallery including behind-the-scenes stills and the rare, surrealist German-language Nekromantik comic by Berlin artist Fil, reproduced in its entirety.

DISC 3 [CD] – NEKROMANTIK SOUNDTRACK: ULTIMATE EDITION – LIMITED EDITION EXCLUSIVE
· 27-track CD featuring the complete Nekromantik soundtrack composed and performed by star Daktari Lorenz and musicians John Boy Walton and Hermann Kopp, plus rare tracks from Hot Love.

100-PAGE BOOK – ‘ROMANCE IS DEAD’ – LIMITED EDITION EXCLUSIVE
· Exclusive perfect-bound book featuring a new article on Nekromantik from critic Graham Rae, alongside pieces from writers David Kerekes (Sex Murder Art: The Films of Jörg Buttgereit), Kier-La Janisse (House of Psychotic Women), Linnie Blake (The Wounds of Nations) and an archive interview with real-life necrophile Karen Greenlee, all illustrated with new artwork and original archive stills.

Written by Paul Crowson

Wednesday, 10 December 2014

Blu-Ray Review - The Killers (1946) - Arrow Films

Reviewed by Paul Crowson

After their great blu-ray of the 1964 remake of The Killers earlier in the year, Arrow Films are releasing the 1946 film noir original.

PLOT
After two hitmen find and kill The Swede, played by Burt Lancaster, an insurance investigator Jim Reardon (Edmond O’Brien) tries to find out more about him. Who was The Swede, why did he leave his money to a cleaner and, more importantly, why did he want to be caught by the killers and not run. Kitty Collins, the femme fatale of this film noir is played by Ava Gardner.

MOVIE
If you are a fan of film noir or looking for a movie that clearly shows what a film noir is then this is definitely one to watch. A movie like this, with a lot of flashbacks, can usually feel hit or miss, but The Killers clearly hits the mark and never muddles the storyline. We are carried through the story by Reardon. We learn what he learns, as every stone is unturned, as every film noir double cross is told.
Richard Siodmak directs a fantastic script by Anthony Veiller, based on the story by Ernest Hemingway. The script has some of the very best dialogue, the opening scene in the diner especially. Lancaster as the mysterious Swede also makes a great fallen hero with Gardner sizzling as the femme fatale our hero becomes besotted with.
You can see, while watching the movie, that maybe Tarantino is a fan.
I watched the fantastic Arrow release of the remake earlier in the year and it's a great movie but, for my taste, the original is the better movie.
It really is a fantastic film and very worthy of your time. It does the one thing every movie should do, it keeps you engaged, entertained and wondering what is going to happen next. In fact, more happens in the movie than most movies nowadays can only dream of.

BLU RAY REVIEW
For a film made in 1946, Arrow have done quite an incredible job on this edition. It looks and sounds fantastic. I admit it's a first time watch for myself, but can say, I’m sure its never been better seen. It's presented in it’s original frame and, most importantly for a film noir, the shadows are dark. The movie was restored from the original Universal elements.
Arrow have once again proved that when it comes to delivering the goods, they more than succeed. They clearly have a love for their product and will only give us the very best.
Yet again, Arrow also deliver on the special features. For a movie that is now 68 years old, there is a wealth of supplementary material, with the cream of the crop being a very interesting analysis by film noir expert Frank Krutnik.

TECHNICAL SPECS 
Region B
Run Time 103mins
Languge: English
Subtitles: English SDH
Rating PG
Aspect Ratio 1.37:1
Audio 1.0
Black and White

SPECIAL FEATURES HD
Newly restored High Definition (1080p) presentation of the feature, transferred from original film elements by Universal
Original uncompressed PCM mono 1.0 audio
Isolated Music & Effects soundtrack to highlight Miklós Rózsa’s famous score
Optional English subtitles for the deaf and hearing impaired
Frank Krutnik on The Killers, a video piece by the author of In a Lonely Street, which introduces the film and offers a detailed commentary on four key scenes
Heroic Fatalism, a video essay adapted from Philip Booth’s comparative study of multiple versions of The Killers (Hemingway, Siodmak, Tarkovsky, Siegel)
Three archive radio pieces inspired by The Killers:
The 1949 Screen Director’s Playhouse adaptation with Burt Lancaster and Shelley Winters;
A 1946 Jack Benny spoof;
The 1958 Suspense episode ‘Two for the Road’ which reunited original killers William Conrad and Charles McGraw
Stills and posters gallery
Trailers for The Killers, Brute Force, The Naked City and Rififi
Reversible sleeve featuring one of the original posters and newly commissioned artwork by Jay Shaw
Collector’s booklet containing new writing by Sergio Angelini and archive interviews with director Robert Siodmak, producer Mark Hellinger and cinematographer Woody Bredell, illustrated with original production stills

Written by Paul Crowson
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